“What would Puss in Boots do?”

If i were Puss in Boots and Kitty Softclaws i would put up a puppy face so that the bad guys will pity me. Cats always have that sad puppy face that makes people adore them more. Since i have boots, of course its made for walking, so i'll prepare myself with troops of cats.

There will be lots of fluffy white cats to throw up fur balls to the bad guys when they attack. Even their furs could be distracting enough for the bad guys. The bad guys would even start to sneeze as there are too many furs falling down.

Other type of cats should be the Siamese cats as they are fierce. When they look at you in the eye, it means war. As cats have sharp teeth and claws, that would be the next best thing to attack the bad guys.